do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
omg i cant
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
566. In his old age Sokka’s sight began to deteriorate, at first Toph was there to help him as much as she could. As they both grew older his sight got worse and worse until finally it was gone. Unfortunately Toph died before he did, when asked about it he told everyone that he now the true meaning of “Alone in the Dark”.
- me: wow i have so much work to do
- me: --goes on tumblr--
- me: --watches a movie--
- me: --writes a novel--
- me: --teaches myself sitar--
- me: --climbs a mountain--
- me: --backpacks through europe--
- me: why am i not getting anything done
imagine a grape-sized human
OR A HUMAN-SIZED GRAPE OH MY GOD
Two kinds of people..
i am one person..
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
