theillusivewoman:

that moment when your game freezes and the last few hours of your life flash before your eyes as you think of all the quests you have to redo

(via mini-beanie)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via mini-beanie)

phuckindope:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping

(Source: asian, via chlo-ro-form)

squldward:

crapaccino:

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

isnt that just one calendar 

(via thepeartreearchy)

“ Does my uniform make me look fat?
“ HAKUNA MA’VODKA

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

(via thepeartreearchy)

“ Wow, what a butthole.