perished-dreams:

If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

perished-dreams:

If each day is a gift I would like to know where I can return Mondays

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blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day