- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone